Cheat Codes for DOOM You Never Knew Existed

Greetings, fellow DOOMsters!  Tired of the same old cheat codes?  You know, for god mode, and happy ammo and such?  Here’s a few you might never have thought of.  (We know id Software didn’t!)

IDUHOH- Why should you face the Cyberdemon all by your lonesome?  Type this code in, and you have an incredibly powerful ally:  his Mother-in-law!

IDTHUG- Here’s another ally type code.  Use this on the Revenants, where you’ll have Mike Tyson’s help in knocking out these wussies.  (And you’ll discover what you’ve always suspected:  They taste like chicken!)

IDPETA- This one ought to slow down those critters on any level.  Type this in just before you start the level, and hoards of animal rights activists flood on ahead of you.  Imagine how easy the level will be when you encounter bloated bad guys saying, “No thanks, man.  We already ate.”

IDBUTCH- Even a Lost Soul is smart enough to run from the San Francisco chapter of Dykes on Bikes.

IDEIB- Hit the magick menaces you face with the aural assault of the Round Mound of Sound, working with Talent on Loan from God, who can handle them with half his brain tied behind his back!  (Let’s face it: in this game, you need all the help you can get.)

IDPMS- Performs a major sex change on every critter in the level.  How much damage can a Demon do with a broken nail?  How much trouble can be caused by a Pain Elemental having a bad hair day?  How tough can an imp be in a dress that makes her look fat?  (Use caution:  for at least one week out of the month, these critters are going to be CRANKY.)

IDMCD- Immediately transports all bad guys to the nearest golden arches.  (Warning:  Archviles would rather go to Burger King.)

IDMARTHA- Really mess with the bad boys’ heads.  Enter this code, and Martha Stewart comes in and redecorates!  (In pastels, no less!)

IDSUKR- A pretty good temporary measure.  Delivers to all the baddies a letter from Ed McMahon, saying they’ve won $10 Million.

IDBRAWL- Another one designed to get the bad guys well away from you.  Type in this one, and they wind up as guests on Jerry Springer.  (Like you could tell the difference...)

IDDOPE- Drops everyone’s IQ 40 points, which means they’ll all be sitting around with Gameboys, playing Pokemon.

 

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